Chuznut Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I was a little gutted the other day to have come up with the best name for a beer ever ('Hoptimus Prime') to only discover that someone else had already thought of it and used it. Just curious what the best (or worst) beer names you've come across are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joules Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Chuznut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICzed Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 XXXX - And I'm a Queenslander I've always thought Bridge Road's BLING IPAs had a pretty clever name. Brew Cult - (IPAs & Hops are awesome) THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsworthy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 'The Auld Bulgin' Boysterous Bicep' by Murray's and Crafty Pint brewed with Port Stephens Oysters and blue and green lipped mussels. Or one from our very own Eviston and sons Brewery 'Paddy O'Furniture' an Irish Stout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben 10 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I called my XXXX a like Cluster FXXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essfer Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I've got a pretty solid geek streak so I enjoy giving my beer a name and detailed description. Here's some of the current options: Vie Elle: Classic Australian, smooth and easy to handle. 4.4% under the hood. MH370: The mystery beer. Live a little, come fly with us. Ebenezer Goode: Pils. 4.4% purity, will have you talking codshit to strangers. Rusty Crow Pale Ale: At 5.5% you may feel like someone threw a phone at your head. Invasion: They do love their cleansing, so no surprise the Germans like a crisp clear lager. Well may you say I have too much time on my hands. Whatever. I have to put something on the tap labels. PS: Love the name Cluster FXXX. Great job Ben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loch Brewer Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Moon Dog Brewings "Perverse Sexual Amalgam" Never tried it but I've seen it in a beer guide I have Certainly an attention grabbing name ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Ruddager Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 "My Wife's Bitter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loch Brewer Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "My Wife's Bitter" was the inspiration for me to name my hop gobbler english bitter "The Bitter Wife" ..... The loch was angry that day my friend.... and so was the wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 As far as commercial examples go, "Old Engine Oil" was one that tickled my fancy a little. I like to give my beers names that are pretty clever, but according to my wife, they're not all that clever and if you don't quite get the reference, they end up sounding a little silly. I haven't made every one of these beers yet, but I like to give the recipe a name for the day that I do: Bullet Dodger (Russian Imperial Stout) I'm a huge fan of the movie "Snatch", and always considered Boris the Blade (aka Boris the Sneaky F-ing Russian) to be one of my favourite characters, as well as the subject of one of my favourite lines in the movie: Bullet Tooth Tony: "Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?" Avi: "Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?" Bullet Tooth Tony: "...'cause he dodges bullets, Avi." Bitter Victorian (Australian Lager) This is a VB clone for the Father in Law that I haven't yet convinced myself to make. Hopefully I never have to make it, but it'll have a name if I do. Jagged Little Pils (Hoppy Black Pilsner) Who doesn't like a painfully-obvious Alanis Morissette reference with their black pils? WTC ("What tastebuds crave!" -- Gose) A reference to another of my favourite movies, "Idiocracy", since the recipe has salt in it (aka electrolytes!). Bees, Bees, BEES! (Honey Witbier) Because I am not all that creative and it has honey in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essfer Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Love Bullet Dodger. Probably because I get the reference and love the movie. Jagged Little Pils is pretty good too. Sounds like a harsh drop though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpaca Brew Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Frozen Toes IPA sounds warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott1525228380 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Thirsty Beaver - Tree Brewing Co, Kelowna, BC Canada. Style: Amber Ale Body: Medium Alcohol: 5% IBU: 20 Hops: Perle, Cascade Malt: Pale, Dark Munich, Crystal Notes: Distinct malt character with caramel and nut undertones Food Pairing: Chicken, Seafood, Burgers, Cheddar Cheese Experimenting Size(s): 500ml cans, draught Awards: Silver Medalist - Canadian Brewing Awards 2012 Bronze Medalist - Canadian Brewing Awards 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark D Pirate Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 when we were 16 and thought we were so f@#$ing clever to be able to make home brewed sambucca we called it Renepogel , made up labels with dodgy cyrillic looking characters so wasn't until end of the night you read the label upside down and backwards to see it read ...well think about it i named my brewery here in honour of a well spent youth , riding bikes , footy , mates and almost begging girls to let me see their ...ears or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry's Cat Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 back in Scotland Loonybrew was popular (believe it is marketed here as "lowenbrau"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiphile Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Damn you, Henry! Or your cat. Or whatever. I've already planned my fourth iteration of a Wee Heavy, and it's working title is "Moonlickt Nickt Tonickt". Now you and your menagerie will think I'm taking the piss if I call it that. I hope you get feline 'flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beeblebrox Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 XXXX - And I'm a Queenslander I've always thought Bridge Road's BLING IPAs had a pretty clever name. Brew Cult - (IPAs & Hops are awesome) THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. Sorry just can't resist; didn't XXXX get the name because most Queenslanders are illiterate? Not a beer, but I'm fond of the name 2 dogs for an alcoholic lemonade from back a couple of decades ago (not sure if they still make it), the name alluded to a joke about a native American named 2 dogs f&*(ing, because that's what his mother saw as she was giving birth; hence the reference in the ads at the time "Why do you ask?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payno Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Went to a restaurant in the city which had a great beer menu - couldn't go past a US brown ale called "Moose Drool" ....was a nice drop too! Moon Dog brewery also did a really heavy dark ale called "Black Lung" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gag Halfrunt Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 "Piss" from Geelong brewery and the light version......"Piss Weak" (Unsure if they still make it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I saw one today from Anchor Brewery (I think) called Wet Hop Dreams. I have those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerlust Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I saw one today from Anchor Brewery (I think) called Wet Hop Dreams. I'm guessing this beer is targeted toward adolescents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 It's a Tassie Pale Ale Not Another F#&%!!! Pale Ale. That's how it's spelt see for yourself http://devilsbrewery.com.au/ Can't have too many Pale Ales Cheers & Beers Scottie Valley Brew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beeblebrox Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I'd completely forgotten: Lord Nelson Brewery; Three Sheets. At 4.9% it doesn't really get you three sheets to the wind, unless you drink a bit more than you should, but it's a good sessionable beer, even if it is in the higher price range compared to some sessionable brews. http://www.lordnelsonbrewery.com/ales/ Love the name, & a very nice drop too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean's of Ale- Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 How about a Tijuana wall? A Mexican cervaza ,inspired by Donald Trump. Not funny? Sorry, this current australian election is just bugging me. What about a labour lager? Union brewed,cost blow out's!. Or a liberal draught? served in no convenient social setting, and as ice cold as your mother inlaws breath! Or a greens brown ale.....maybe i shouldn't go there. Here's to democracy, enough to give you a nasty hangover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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