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  1. antiphile

    Going Mad

    Be going? It's time you made another visit to planet Eartb, big boy! But seriously, as others mentioned, I'd guess the problem may either lie in the tap (dismantleit into 2 parts, clean it all with a soft toothbrush, and soak the pieces separately in a trusted sanitiser for 24 hours), scratches inside the FV harbouring bugs, or a "localised" nasty bug like acetobacter that needs lots of work to eliminate. It would help if you could provide as detailed a description of the symptoms as possible to track down the probable cause eg. vinegar taste smell etc, noticeable days or weeks in FV etc. Cheers
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    Hey Antiphile you Okay Mate?

    Good evening again, to all and sundry. As the Otter mentioned, there was an enjoyable few hours spent yesterday with one of the no-hopers trying to have a chat over some less than spectacular beers. Admittedly I was a bit surprised by his 2 heads and 13 fingers, but once we got him some paper bags a good time was had, at least by me. I think I've totally confused the poor man on the way to lose money at craps, but perhaps that's a good thing. And I haven't forgotten you, Ben. I'll be in contact through the week. Time to get back to my midlife crisis so hope you all take care,play nicely, and brew up a storm. Catch you soon (ish) The antiphile
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    Hey Antiphile you Okay Mate?

    No probs. I'll be the one one in the LBD with flats. Hang on, ignore that. I'm not working tomorrow. See you there, Sir Otto.
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    Hey Antiphile you Okay Mate?

    Hey guys Ben: I'll have the lappie connected next week so I'll be able to track down your email addie then and drop you a note. Using this phone to type is a bloody nightmare. Ob Von Blob: You should drop in to the Treasury tomorrow. Go to the craps tablr in the arvo and just ask one of the staff there where Phil is (Often at the table or having a fag -- and if I can't find one I'll be having a cigarette.) But seriously, if you can give an indication of time, I can let the staff know where I can be found. Would love to meet up for a drink.
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    Hey Antiphile you Okay Mate?

    A big hello and welcome to all my degenerate scum colleagues from an occasional contributor. And also to the new members who are yet to take the final plunge into the elite club of the walking drunk. An interesting time has been had by one over the last fortnight and I expect the next few weeks as well. If anyone wishes to closely experience the gamut of their emotions, may I suggest you join me. These, days, I'm usually found at either the craps* table of the Treasury Casino, upstairs in the Club private gambling area shouting Moet Chandon to anyone walking past, or sitting in the gutter of the Queen Street mall begging for used cigarette butts. It's all a very novel experience. On a side note, the chances of finding a drinkable beer in any of the bars and clubs in the entire casino complex are lower than winning a pokie grand jackpot. At least most of them have Coopers Pale on tap but after that it is very slim pickings. The Kitty Bar has Hop Thief on tap, upstairs in The Club and The Suite you can usually convince the barperson to retrieve a stubby of 150 Lashes from the very back of his bar fridge with lots of persistence, but that's about it. Of course, there's the usual bottles of imported lagers but they're all starting to taste bland and almost interchangeable. Good luck to all and the best of British. I'll try to pop in soon when I have my next opportunity at internet access, or if I manage to hack my way into ASIOs backbone. Cheers from the Philster * I love the alliterative possibilities with the words "Coopers" and Craps". I wonder if PB2 has considered sponsoring the table. Even a simple catchphrase might do the trick: Coopers Craps -- Get Lucky! PS. If anyone hasn't seen it, Tim Minchin has released a song overnight titled "Come home, Cardinal Pell" in honour of the survivors or sexual abuse by the clergy in Ballarat. Not only is it a great song, but it really carries a lot of punch too. It's on YouTube but for any lazy buggers, .
  6. antiphile

    Coopers commercial yeast

    The closest you'll get to CCA yeast would be White Labs WLP009 or the Wyeast equivalent.
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    Antiphile Ale

    Hmmmm. Doesn't look like one of mine, I'm afraid.
  8. antiphile

    flat beer

    Hi Large Platter If you are getting no bubbles in the glass, it's unlikely to be a problem with the BE1. It sounds as though it's carbonation problems or perhaps even some contribution from the beer glass itself. There is a lot more info in here about how to treat beer glassware than I can provide, but a couple of quick tips are: (a) don't wash them in a dishwasher, and (b) only ever use hot water without detergent to clean them. A man here with a huuuuge amount of expertise (via his job) is Headmaster and hopefully he can chime in. For carbonation, our German friend, Otto, has written a nice list of causes and do's and don'ts in a post -- so he may be able to help you better or you can do a forum search. Certainly head creation and retention is a different problem to lack of carbonation, but I'd be looking at solving the carbonation problem first. Perhaps you can give more detailed info on how the bottles were primed, stored etc. Cheers
  9. antiphile

    what do you guys use to boil wort in?

    Congrats, Gibbon. You've just made my list too 'cos you've reminded me I started doing the element in the pot thingy about 12 months ago and never got around to finishing it. Gash did something similar and put a on Youtube to enable all of us wannabes to electrocute ourselves if we want (but I must say it doesn't look terribly difficult for a person that didn't need to go to a Special Needs School). Disclaimer: If in any doubt, please get a sparky to check it out before plugging it in! Cheers mate
  10. You, my dear sir, are going to do bloody well here. You're prepared to read/research, and I'm guessing that being a scientist you'll take good notes of your brews. BTW, I lied when I said that was my medical history. It is actually my current clinical position. Don't be a stranger (and put as much sh!# as possible on Magnaman!) Cheers
  11. antiphile

    My 2nd brew

    G'day Beanbag. Since you're a relatively new poster it wouldn't be fair to sit on you. At this stage, I wouldn't be too worried. It's now about 2 weeks for the brew, so I'd be tempted to bottle it and then see what it's like in about 3 weeks. It really can taste very different in the fermenter, compared to it being bottled and chilled. Don't sweat it -- I think you'll probably be fine. Cheers
  12. G'day Bonzo I expect your first brew is the OS Lager and BE1 included in the DIY kit. Don't get me wrong, 'cos it will turn out to be very drinkable (but ignore the temperature instructions and if possible try to ferment it somewhere around the 18-21C mark if you can). Almost all of us did that brew, and many were a little underwhelmed about it being a bit bland, but you can be very proud you made it yourself and then go on to ones you will just absolutely love! There's a lot of people here willing to help you anyway they can, so don't be hesitant to ask. The above quote is something you might have to get used to with some people here. This person is quite happy to spread around my microbiological medical history (chlamydia' date=' genital herpes, candida albicans of the anal sphincter, and a presumed variant of Treponema pallidum carateum etc), even though I have never ever mentioned he sits on his verandah playing [i']Duelling Banjos[/i], is intimately involved with his immediate family and thinks grits is a gourmet meal. Yet I suppose someone has to be the bigger man about it. But I digress. Welcome to the family (and remember you can't choose your relatives). Typhoid Phil
  13. I bow to you now, Gag. You have well and truly wrong-footed me on that one. I downloaded and watch the TV series of the HHGTTG about twice a year, and have all of the audio-books of the series, but I have to admit I've never heard of Gag Halfrunt before. I looked it up and now know he's Zaphod's psychiatrist (I hope you're reading this post Beeblebrox). Cheers mate and it's bloody nice to meet someone even weirder than I Phil
  14. Hi Gag Welcome to the degeneration of your life. Now call me silly, but wouldn't a half runt also be considered a runt? I think you may be getting a tautological tutelage. To add an avatar, go to the top of this page and click on "Visit Coopers Club" and choose "My Brewery Dashboard". It's pretty self explanatory from there. Welcome and cheers
  15. Now. You listen to me' date=' Angela Merkel. I do [u']not[/u] play name games. Further, I expect tsarcasm is a gorge where they buried the Romanov family in 1917. And I absolutely deny I have any knowledge or experience, but I still refuse to take a polygraph. And there is nothing you can do about it; so take that! Yet, just to keep the pretence up for a little longer, I commend you on your advice and permanent marker for his technique. However, Angela, you have now made my top 10 of members I'd like to put excrement on. Cheers guys
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