ozdevil Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Hey All I just got sprung buying a new fermenter, swmbo screamed at me saying how many fricken fermenters do i need i said many as i like Now i have a huge lump at the back of my head and now she wants to spend my money on some silly item she will not use So my Purchase was a coopers 23 litre fermenter with the krausen collar (i know ya dont need to use the collar) She did smile when i said this one will not go bloop bloop bloop can't wait for delievery 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Journeyman Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 One must learn top keep such things out of the line of sight of SWMBO. Survival demands you get better at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Brewing Co Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Being single does have it's merits. Without having an administrator overseeing my purchases I am free to do as I please, however I am not condemning those of you who are in different circumstances. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff S Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 You will now have to pay the penalty, adhere to Journeyman's post. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Brewing Co Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 I remember back last century when there was a HI ( her indoors ) she said it's either me or your travelling, mates, beer, the pub etc so I helped her pack. Seriously it was OK for a while but I was destined to be single bloke just having fun. I wouldn't be dead for quid's. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitdog88 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 go and put a little piece of clean blu tac on the bottom of all of her shoes, time will tell if those are reasonable purchases. then buy your brewing gear with pleasure. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Journeyman Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 13 hours ago, Smitdog88 said: go and put a little piece of clean blu tac on the bottom of all of her shoes, time will tell if those are reasonable purchases. then buy your brewing gear with pleasure. Thus spake the voice of long term campaigner in the wars of marital bliss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Brewing Co Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 A SUNDAY JOKE TO CHEER UP YOU MARRIED BLOKES Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?" "I didn't have to," Steve replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' So, Here I am!" 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjjohnn0 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Can't say I'd be in trouble if I bought a fermenter as my good lady as my she who should be obeyed quite enjoys the more the occasional drop of fermented beverages. Mind you, in one of her previous incarnations she worked at a whisky distillery in Scotland. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Brewing Co Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 How good is that, perfect harmony in the household. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stquinto Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 On 2/12/2021 at 11:59 PM, Journeyman said: One must learn top keep such things out of the line of sight of SWMBO. Survival demands you get better at it. Too right ! I stash most of my stuff in the back of the garage, behind bikes, golf clubs and old tools. Sometimes an obliging spider spins a web in front of it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Brewing Co Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 8 hours ago, stquinto said: Too right ! I stash most of my stuff in the back of the garage, behind bikes, golf clubs and old tools. Sometimes an obliging spider spins a web in front of it Oh the joys of being single but well done on your attempts to keep the enterprise going with your cunning practices. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjjohnn0 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 God bless obliging spiders. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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