MattB14 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I have noted a definite correlation between drinking this fine ale and subsequent outbreaks of extreme flatulence. This upsets my wife. Should I try another wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickS3 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I have noted a definite correlation between drinking this fine ale and subsequent outbreaks of extreme flatulence. This upsets my wife. Should I try another wife? I'm not familiar with Coopers "Another Wife". What style of beer is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossm Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Another wife might fix the problem Matt, however I would not be too hasty in committing to one until you are sure she will be suitable for your needs.....oh and I wouldn't let the current one know you are trying some alterntives in case you fail to find a suitable replacement![roll] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trusty1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I don't think you are drinking enough of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewtownClown Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Buy a Dog. Blame the Dog[bandit] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng12 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Blame the wife's cooking.[biggrin] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weggl Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Bottle one and send it to Coopers for investigation. This bottling is best done through a large funnel. Use PET bottles, glass may break in transit and the flavour would be lost.[bandit] Warren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregT5 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Not sure the good people at Coopers would be that impressed if they received a bottle of flatulence through the mail[crying] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cackguk Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 The blame for this unplesent side effect in my home is the cat each and everytime......it works a treat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Unfortunately, as tempting as it is, getting a new wife may not improve things at all. Please read the following tech support email: Tech Support for Wife 1.0 Email to Tech Support Dear Software Engineer, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n' Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the UN-install Does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General protection Fault in module House Security. The UN-installation will abort." Can you help me, please!!! Regards, Desperate User Reply from Tech. Support Ref: Upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 Wife 1.0 Dear User, This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to Run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\\>APOLOGIZE. In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5, which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brew Master Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Great one Tricky, I like your humour. [lol] Cheers, Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossm Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 ....how about going on the wagon for a month, then claim carbon credits from Julia to cover flowers, chocolates etc. it won't fix the problem but it will take her mind off your farts for awhile![happy] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng12 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 How bad are these farts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Maybe you need a warning sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarong3 Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 definetly try another wife it is a supreme brew so nothing wrong with the beer man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khellendros13 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 If your gf or wife doesn't compete with you on the flatulence, keep searching :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH3 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I have the same trouble with stout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RohanM1 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Be careful with the new wife idea, you may end up with one that drinks all of your homebrew and farts you out of house and home... Just tell her that if she takes deeper breaths, she will use the aroma quicker, easy fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muddy Waters Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'd never had this problem until I switched to kegging but it is now becoming a BIG problem...the smell is horrific and would kill a brown dog [sick] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khellendros13 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I'd never had this problem until I switched to kegging but it is now becoming a BIG problem...the smell is horrific and would kill a brown dog [sick] Try an airlock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerveja Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I just came across this thread and had to revive it. Pure gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Von Blotto Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 It is rather. Especially how nobody actually suggested the real reason for it - most likely yeast. I remember drinking a wild yeast beer I made a couple of years back and it gave me terrible farts for about 3 or 4 days afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashibeir Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I mans world is his toilet, let'm rip I say! honestly who really cares what there wife thinks anyway, learn to tune out her constant drone and you'll be the happiest man alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnaman Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 All gold, the application of humour, a dieing art. If that's the right word? Made my day good find. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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