JohnE9 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I am going to have a quiet word in the ear of our King and persuade him to grant knighthoods to the following worthy souls: Lusty - comic genius, also especially his struggles with the dastardly Mr. Bry Ramjet - rapier like wit PB2 - chimes in with best advice when needed Hairy - Grand Guru with rare but wise contributions Canadian Eh! - brewer extrordinaire Antiphile - thinks he is a loser but really a Champion Breeblebox - as above for Antiphile MuddyWaters - contribution to the music industry Ben - brews more beer and has more losses than anyone else My regrets to those whom I have neglected to include - you know who you are. Submit your name to me here, along with the requisite fee, and I will see to it that your name is mentioned before our beloved sovereign. So newbies, don't feel downhearted just now. After a few more brews, you too might favour with the King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben 10 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Ben - brews more beer and has more losses than anyone else . Thanks for the recognition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerlust Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Hi John (The newly armored Duc de Normandy). I'll limit my retort to your assessment of myself, although I found all of your comments very humorous & factual where warranted. If John had written next to my name, "...& BRY-97 brewing Loser of the Year!", I still would have laughed! , because it's TRUE! Lusty - comic genius' date=' also especially his struggles with the dastardly Mr. Bry[/quote']Far too kind. Just because you've now dressed yourself in a black suit of armor, don't think that you are safe &/or impervious (Sir Les hasn't used that word yet has he? ) to outside influences or additions. I've just had a thought, I might gently place (imagine your own level of gentle, mine may differ ) that BRY-97 into an awkward, possibly unreachable position for a man dressed in a suit of armor to grasp & retrieve! Anyways, I'm off to view a few old Warner Brothers cartoons. I'm sure I saw something in one of them that involved dealing comically with one of the armored persuasion. P.S. If I am to be knighted, just dab lightly as I currently have crook shoulder (from building bars & all etc.) Cheers, Anthony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben 10 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Lusty, you took my reply the wrong way. I accpet and acknowledge my foolishness and am the first to laugh at it. So recognition - comical as it is - is more than welcome. Now, back to my nightshift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerlust Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Cool Ben. Based on Ben 10's last post, I have edited my initial post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 P.S. If I am to be knighted' date=' just dab lightly as I currently have crook shoulder (from building bars & all etc.) [img']wink[/img] Cheers, Anthony. Do you knight court jesters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerlust Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Do you knight court jesters? One can only be hopeful' date=' & we do live in a modern world don't we? [img']wink[/img] Anyways, I'm sick of having to walk into a room & be juggling something all the time. Also these tights don't fit as comfortably as they used to. Cheers, Anthony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerlust Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Also these tights don't fit as comfortably as they used to. I attribute this uncomfortable state to a seldom spoken about condition that afflicts older men known as…. Hospital Assessed Noticeable Goat Influenced Nads or HANGIN' for short. Gentleman' date=' trust me when I say, “It's out there”! [img']sad[/img] Cheers, Anthony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnE9 Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 I've just had a thought, I might gently place (imagine your own level of gentle, mine may differ ) that BRY-97 into an awkward, possibly unreachable position for a man dressed in a suit of armor to grasp & retrieve! Well, thanks Lusty. I will have you know that my armour is unbroachable. I will let you enter into a trade secret. We knights wear diapers when donning our iron plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramjet Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Hey JohnE9 of the rapidly changing, but always fascinating, avatar - does this get me my knighthood? This forum of ours helps get you on track when you're the proud owner of your first Coopers pack Now that you've joined the club it's really like owning your pub And from here there's no looking back. The breweries depend on sports loving males to drink down their 'beer' which really just pales into heartless and soul-less watery swill So harness your knowledge and newly found skill to brew wheat beers and lagers and good English ales. But there's room for experimentation leading up to each new fermentation Then enjoy with your neighbour the fruits of your labour in Australia - the great home brewing nation. They say Rome was not really built in a day and on that train of thought just let me say Brewing is something you should not hurry If you've done it right though, there's no need to worry The beer will be bonza, bloody good, eh! It won't be like xxxx, or weak-as-piss shite It'll have body, and flavour alright It's chemical free So just has to be The one you'll crack open tonight. Just one final thought I must pass Now you're brewing your beer with some class Though they've never tried it, the fools and the rest Who swear black and blue that vb is best Can shove their vb up their xxxx! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnE9 Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 Dear Sir Rodger, As a result of my interlocutions with our beloved sovereign, King Georgus XXXX, he is pleased to announce your elevation to the Inner Circle of Knights with the position of Poet Laureate. A substantial purse of gold coinage per annum comes with this position as well as unlimited access to the royal cellars. Guy le Duc de Normandy et Britteigne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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