A bloke walks into a bar...

[Malter White]

A bloke walks into a bar and orders 8 pints of beer and starts slamming them down in rapid succession.
The barman says, "Whoa! What's the rush, mate?"
The bloke says, "You'd be in a rush too if you had what I have."
Barman: "Why? What do you have?"
The bloke: "About 60 cents."

[Beer Baron]

A lion walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any jobs?”
The bartender shakes his head sadly and says, “No, sorry. Why don’t you try the circus?”
The lion replies, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”

[Aussiekraut]

A guy sits in a bar having a drink, some dude walks in, slams money on the bar, the bartender pours him a beer,. He drinks it, gets up and walks straight across the room, up the wall, across the ceiling, down the other wall and out the door. The guy looks at the bartender and asks have you seen this? The bartender replies Yeah I know, he never greets.

 

[Journeyman]

2 men walk into a bar - you'd the 2nd one would have ducked.