Scottie Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 This morning I bought two slabs of Little Creatures Pale Ale which was on sale at the Celebrations Bottle Shop. The boot in the Commodore was full so I placed the two boxes of LCPA on the front seat and headed back home. I had to stop for petrol and at a service station where I noticed a drop-dead gorgeous blonde filling up her car at the next pump. The Commodore has a nice V8 note so she noticed me as I pulled in along side the pump. She turned around and was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open. She glanced at the beer on the front seat, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" I thought for a few seconds and asked, .... "What kind of beer 'ya got?" Cheers & Beers Scottie Valley Brew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnaman Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 This morning I bought two slabs of Little Creatures Pale Ale which was on sale at the Celebrations Bottle Shop.The boot in the Commodore was full so I placed the two boxes of LCPA on the front seat and headed back home. I had to stop for petrol and at a service station where I noticed a drop-dead gorgeous blonde filling up her car at the next pump. The Commodore has a nice V8 note so she noticed me as I pulled in along side the pump. She turned around and was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open. She glanced at the beer on the front seat' date=' bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" I thought for a few seconds and asked, .... "What kind of beer 'ya got?" Cheers & Beers Scottie [i']Valley Brew[/i] and then you woke up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiphile Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 You guys brought this on yourself, so don't blame me. A neutrino walks into a bar, orders a beer, and asks how much. The bartender says "for you, no charge". Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum. Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive." Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be? Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am." Q: How many general-relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space. Einstein's Theory of Relatives: The probability of in-laws visiting you is directly proportional to how much you feel like being left alone. That'll teach you, you perving, drunk-driving, petrol-loving rev-head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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