Otto Von Blotto Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Dad sent me this via email the other day, a lot of you may well have already read/heard it before but anyway. [lol] Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men : 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wal Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 [biggrin] [biggrin] [biggrin] Good one.... 6) Couldn't drive. There was a time, many years ago of course, I thought I did my best driving after 8 pints..!!![rightful] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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