Matty A Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch. When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New." The head of Carlton & United smiled and said, \u201cMake mine a VB." To which the boss of XXXX rejoined, "I'll have a XXXX, the King of Beers." And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet." The General Manager of Coopers paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke." The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head. "Well,\u201d he said with a shrug, \u201cif you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brew Master Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 ...... yeah, good one Matty. Cheers, Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilboBaggins Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 [lol] [lol] [lol] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I'am sure that one will spread quickly,very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muddy Waters Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 [lol] Nice one Matty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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