SLURTIS

[weggl]

SLURTIS

 

There is a man called Slurtis a man who staggers a lot

He staggers when he\u2019s pissed

And staggers when he\u2019s not.

 

He staggers in the street, the stagger will not fail

Many times to his surprise

He\u2019s woken up in jail.

 

Counseling he has sought to remove this dreaded blot

Hypnosis it did fail

Seems that staggering, is his lot.

 

His trouble it began, when he found the Coopers site

His wanderings all commenced

One September night.

 

Many medical examinations found the dreaded fault

It was air locks and fermenters

Yeast and hops and malt.

 

So if he could abstain he would lose the constant fear

Keep away from Coopers

And the art of making beer.

 

But alas poor old Slurtis, resist he just could not

So if you meet him on the street

You\u2019ll find Slurtist still staggers a lot.[crying]

 

Weggl