Jobbo Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX(Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference. They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink. The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have A Tooheys New." The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water!" The General Manager of XXXX proudly says "I'll have a XXXX Gold, the King of Beers!" The bloke from Carlton says "I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet" The General Manager from Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke." The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I." They say there are only two states to be in, . . . Pissed & South Australia.... Cheers :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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