rossm Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Hey Paul, Is there ever likely to be another club night in Alice, I was out bush last time and couldn't get back in time, but that was a few years ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB2 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Yeah, I remember you missed out on that one. :( Will shoot Kelly an e-mail on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philby Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 ........and for 27 years I've been living next door to Alice. Alice...where the F* is Alice.......? J/K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossm Posted December 19, 2008 Author Share Posted December 19, 2008 Ah Philby, What sort of rock do you live under? You need to get out a bit more......Alice..... as in..... Alice Springs.........You know...in the Northern Territory, the big place northwest of NSW that has a lot of cows and open spaces.............Albert Namatjira, Ted Egan, Ian Moss and a host of football players.......... theres a bloody big gibber called Ayers Rock just down the track a bit (well about 450Km by road) you know, the place that has the masters games, the Henley on Todd, camel cup..........you know.... the town that people all over the world know about...........except Blacktown apparently! ................Where's bloody Alice indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THIRSTY MATT Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 oi ross i come from blacktown district too!! my wheelie bin has the same stuff written on it as philby's!! that wasnt very nice!! BLOODY FUNNY THOUGH!! :lol: :lol: matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossm Posted December 19, 2008 Author Share Posted December 19, 2008 Good onya Matt, have a good Xmas mate! You too Philby.........when you finish reading your atlas! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THIRSTY MATT Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 cheers ross! mery xmas too you too!! same too all!! and remember to leave santa a "sparkling ale"....he deserves it! matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Ha Ha You guys are hilarious!! :lol: Of course everyone knows where Alice Springs is. An old friend of mine, Maurie, lives there. Maurie is 82 years old. He went to the doctor recently to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Maurie walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Maurie and said, \u201cYou're really doing great, aren\u2019t you?\u201d Maurie replied, \u201cJust doing what you said Doc; \u2018Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.\u2019\u201d The doctor said, \u201cI didn\u2019t say that. I said, \u2018You've got a heart murmur, be careful!\u2019\u201d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 EARTHQUAKE ROCKS LETHBRIDGE PARK A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit in the early Hours of this morning, with the epicentre in Lethbridge Park. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering, "What the ...?" The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately $30.00 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Torana Appreciation Society and the Lethbridge Park Progress Hall were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. One resident, Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of three said "It was such a shock, my little Jayden came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Britney-Vanessa and Justin, slept through it all. I was Still shaking when I was watching Jerry Springer the next morning". Looting, muggings and car theft carried on as normal. The Red Cross has so far managed to ship 400 crates of Vegemite and a similar quantity of Milo to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include Eminem t-shirts, jewellery from Priceline and bone china from Go Lo. HOW YOU CAN HELP This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, and parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Items most needed include baseball caps and tracksuits. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include unopened packets of Twisties or Cheezels, McDonalds of any description, KFC, ice cream, cans of Red Bull, Bacardi Breezer, or home brew. If you would prefer to donate money, 25c buys a biro for filling in compensation forms; $5.00 buys hot chips and two litres of RC Cola for a family of nine; $10.00 will pay for a packet of Winfield Blues and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population of the neighbouring areas. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THIRSTY MATT Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 cant argure with! :lol: i reckon i know at least 6 tracy sharon smiths! matt :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THIRSTY MATT Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 take a trip to letho, we can sit on the wall down the servo n bludge smokes while we drink tallies of vb!! cheers matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philby Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Ah Ross, Ross, Ross - cheers and a lovely Pale Ale coming your way - we can only hope - I'm glad we can all have a laugh over a virtual schooner of our finest, especially at this time of year. I was a C+ geography student, but that aside, 3\xbd years ago I was a blow in resident of Darwin for nearly 13 years, having also visited the Red Centre as part of my work many times ;-) But don't get me started on "football" - there is but one ovoid ball game that counts and it's Rugby League !! BTW, my comment referred to a spoof song about Smokie's very old song........ Cheers to All !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossm Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 G'day Philby, I was quite aware of the song you refered to but at the time I couldn't help but have a light hearted dig anyway! The fact that you spent time north of the Berrimah line only makes it worse though! That is like another country, a bit like Victoria and the rest of the world! We won't get started on "Football" I can never work out how five blokes, trying to push three blokes up two blokes arse, and then throwing the ball around.............backwards at that, can be called football! .................each to his own I say. Best for the new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philby Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Philby remains tight-lipped on the footy subject.... OK, technically, I lived in north of the Berrimah line for about 4 of those years, with the balance being in Humpty Doo - that should at least give me back some credibility. Personally, I think that Coopers People should provide us each with a carton of their finest, for showing that two people can debate their differences amicably when there is one very common interest - the Coopers beer. Football indeed - drop the ball, pick it up, drop it again, punch the ball?? what's with THAT!! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossm Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Right! you're off the hook with the Berrimah line for now, depends on what transpires from here though, as for footy.............we won't talk about that, the carton of Sparkling ale longnecks.................well I s'pose I would have to concur with that! :wink: (Were not allowed to have longnecks of beer here in Alice Springs,....... fair dinkum!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Ahh, Philby, it's called a handball, and Mr Magnay, you're not calling us Vics mexicans are you?....... At least Ross you're off the hook with the footy! :D Back to my ale...... L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossm Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Luke, I never called anyone a Mexican.........on here.............today.........I'm just a dusty old country boy from the centre............keep your sombrero on mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 :wink: Will do... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossm Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 Hey Paul, Ever get a reply from Kelly re the Alice club night......just wonderin' :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB2 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Nope. Sadly, Kelly has moved on to another company. Good for her but not for us :cry: Yet to hear what is going on with the scheduling of club nights. Might have some news before the end of Jun?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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